Tuesday, February 14, 2012

There are no atheists on toilets.

After eating an entire box of chocolate-covered chocolate chip granola bars, which contains a total of 8 chocolate-covered chocolate chip granola bars, I feel like:


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All of the above.


*WARNING: Consuming multiple pounds of granola treats may cause death. Buoyed by the sudden onslaught of so much sugar and bloated with oat-fueled fearlessness/powerful gas, you may experience feelings of invincibility. However, these feelings will prove tragically erroneous if you engage in epic feats, like bear-fighting.