A.) Seek solace in a tub of ice cream.
B.) Drunkenly text ex-boyfriends.
C.) Decide human interaction and companionship go against your nature, forsake the world and everything you've ever known, and abandon the ones you love in order to take on the mantle of the people's crusader, specializing in rescuing women in the midst of terrible dates and relocating them to a safe space where they can eat ice cream and text their exes.
a little bit of A; a little bit of B
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