There are no atheists on toilets.

After eating an entire box of chocolate-covered chocolate chip granola bars, which contains a total of 8 chocolate-covered chocolate chip granola bars, I feel like:

All of the above.


*WARNING: Consuming multiple pounds of granola treats may cause death. Buoyed by the sudden onslaught of so much sugar and bloated with oat-fueled fearlessness/powerful gas, you may experience feelings of invincibility. However, these feelings will prove tragically erroneous if you engage in epic feats, like bear-fighting.